NEVER GETTING LAID ⤳ Draco Malfoy
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Last published Thu, Aug 20, 2026
For years, Morrigan and her twin brother had lived beneath the watchful eye of the Dursleys - hidden away, treated like burdens, and taught that the only thing they were good for was to bring in the post, clean up, and make breakfast.
Then the letters arrived.
One became two. Two became dozens. Then hundreds.
And suddenly, the life Morrigan had always known was ripped away, replaced by moving staircases, enchanted portraits, ghosts in the corridors, and a castle that seemed to hold a thousand secrets of its own.
Hogwarts was everything she'd ever dreamed of and more. For the first time, Morrigan had friends. A family. A place where being different wasn't something to be ashamed of. A real home.
But Hogwarts came with its own problems. Particularly one blond-haired Slytherin who seemed to have made it his personal mission to make Morrigan's life as difficult as possible.
Draco Malfoy.
From their very first encounter, the two were like oil and water. Constantly arguing, constantly competing, and seemingly incapable of being in the same room without finding something to fight about.
Morrigan hates him. Draco can't stand her.
At least, that's what they tell themselves.
Because somewhere between the arguments, the stolen glances, and the rivalry neither of them is willing to lose, something begins to change.
All it took was time. And many, many horcruxes to destroy.
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Draco Malfoy x Female!Potter!OC
The Philosophers Stone : ✍️
The Chamber of Secrets : UPCOMING...
The Prisoner of Azkaban : UPCOMING...
The Goblet of Fire : UPCOMING...
The Order of The Phoenix : UPCOMING...
The Half-blood Prince : UPCOMING...
The Deathly Hallows P1 : UPCOMING...
The Deathly Hallows P1 : UPCOMING...
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