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Dirk's Clusterfuck of Randomness |Rants|Updates|Random|
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  • Reads 709
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  • Parts 27
  • Time 30m
Ongoing, First published Jun 04, 2015
Hey bro hey! This is my book of rants, updates, random things...Some of the early updates were when I was Hinata, but now I am Dirk. So expect to see a little less 'bashing butts' and some more 'clusterfucks'. Enjoy! 

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