The Observations of Patrick Kraker.

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Parts 10
Time 49m

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers.
    
    a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not.
    
    b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers.
    
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I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers.
    
    a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not.
    
    b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers.
    
    ***
    
    Copyright © 2015 by unfurled
    All rights reserved
    
    #34 Humour
    
    Featured as of 28/04/16

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