Purposefully Cringe One-Shots
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Title is self-explanatory..
I will note: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT JOHN PORK except he is an internet meme in the brainrot category.
My friend made a joke, and now i'm making it reality. For the bit. Am i going to regret this? probably. Will i lose braincells writing this? Absolutely. Will it be worth it? ..... Idk. I really don't. 🥲🙏
But my friends will find it funny so idc lol
BASICALLY: This is a 'one-shot' story i intend to fill with intentionally cringe, yet humorous chapters. Enjoy.
(Placeholder cover image till i can find a better one or make one.) Some swearing in my book as well, so please don't mind that. It's totally intentional. it seals in how funny it is, trust me.
UPDATE: So it WAS just gonna be brainrot, but i've decided, "Why limit myself to just brainrot, when i can do SO MUCH MORE?" So i am! I'm doing that 'so much more'! It has now branched off to anyone else someone comes up with or asks for. Feel free to request WHOEVER you want, i have ADHD, so it will take me a while to feel motivated enough to write it. "Your call is *very* important to us, please stay on the line, and your call will be forwarded to our next available representative." lol
IF YOU REQUEST: know i WILL NOT be writing smut, NSFW, self harm, or anything inappropriate or rule breaking.
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