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I write about the ups and downs of a chaotic daily life living as a 33 year old woman, homeless in Tampa, Florida residing at a nearby shelter, and all the rough and tumble that comes with it, if you enjoy comedy and political ideology you've come to the right place, welcome to my Journal.

An Incredibox fanfiction, don't take this too seriously, I'm just bored😞 So this may contain ships (oc x canon, canon x canon), a bit of violence, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 things, and some more. None of this info is official from the original game and city, I made up ages, personalities, family, relationships, "real names," nationalities, some places, etc. Credits to the original creators of the characters (polos) used here, especially from Wekiddy, Little Miss and Downtown (SFSG, PFB.)

They all froze and looked at the camera. "Danger Service!" We are brave, we are bold We do what we are told And sometimes we are sold into slavery! Several of them were dragged offscreen, some by their feet. But we work really hard To think of things that people need And we write them in provisions For all the Seven's traders So that everybody eats! Satire of Diplomatic Service, from Dannis Cole's fiction universe. Coming soon to YouTube...uh, when I learn Unreal Engine 5. At this rate, it might just be Unreal Engine 22 by the time I get anything done...for now, here are episodes from random, unpublished stories. The picture is Diplomat Dashing, an Elshar diplomat, saying, "Oh, no! Am I missing a pin? Habis maif!" His sash is purple because he doesn't know how to prog his clothing former. Advisors in Sigan Mas, a school that's a galaxy, stay up late at night to figure out errors the producers of Danger Service can stick in an episode for diplomatic students to find. For example, barren Elshar Mashai, capital world of the Alliance, is a treeless, sandy world but for a tiny region of farms. Episodes will show Georgia red mud, rain, and pine trees. Or items made of wood, which is very rare on Elshar worlds!

In a world where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of reality bend at will, a ragtag group of misfits finds themselves constantly caught between absurd adventures, supernatural threats, and the never-ending quirks of daily life. At the heart of it all is Ethan, a grizzled semi-retired spy with a healing factor and a permanent grudge against everything loud and inconvenient-like his adopted daughter, Sasha, a sharp-tongued genius with a crippling Vocaloid obsession. Alongside them is Tanner, an overly enthusiastic wildcard who views every life-threatening situation as a fun challenge, Tyler, a brooding loner still haunted by his missing fiancée, Shane, the philosophical poet trapped in a whirlwind of chaos, and Gordon, their enigmatic café-owning leader who just happens to be known by his colleagues as the "True Hero".

KOTLC AU! This story is that all characters are human! They live in Brooklyn New York. Don't ask

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

⚠️ Ceci est une parodie ⚠️ Le jeune Naruto (mon inspiration WaW ✨) est un élève banal, totalement débile mais banal, parce qu'il est très banal dans une ville banale. ENVAHIE DE MONSTRES QUE PERSONNE REMARQUE MAIS BANALE QUAND MÊME ! Il découvrira par la suite qu'il n'est peut être pas aussi banal qu'il le pense. OLALA SUPSENSEEE