[IT'S PROBABLY BEST NOT TO START READING THIS AS IT IS UNFINISHED.] "I'm the Mechanical Alchemist," you said with a smile. "Oh, and by the way, I'm just as old as you are, not to mention taller and able to kick your butt, Shortcake, so I would suggest you be a tad less rude." [non-plot-based fullmetal alchemist fanfiction] [original fanfic by @emeralddrop] [fullmetal alchemist was created by and is property of hiromu arakawa.]All Rights Reserved