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Last published Sun, Sep 6, 2026
A darkly funny coming-of-age story about a woman who spends her life breaking bones, hearts, furniture and probably several laws of common sense. Between questionable relationships, disastrous decisions, unexpected love, wild animals, hospitals, family chaos and enough bad luck to qualify as a supernatural curse, she somehow manages to grow up. Unfortunately, nobody ever said she had to do it gracefully.
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