Gay Mark

After a young man becomes fed-up with an ever-growing accumulation of cruel teasing from his friends, he decides to take matters into his own hands through unconventional means.

I originally wrote this all the way back in July of 2023 as a parody of "The Gift" by The Velvet Underground. It was originally made just to entertain my friends and I, and later it was used for my band, but I figured I'd upload it here. It isn't amazing, and it's more of a shitpost than a real short story, but I don't know, I still think it's kind of neat. No harm or offense is intended in any way.