Aliens Think We Run Earth (BTS Fanfic)

When an alien diplomatic mission arrives on Earth looking for the planet's leaders, they make one perfectly logical - and spectacularly incorrect - assumption: the seven men commanding the attention of one million cheering humans must be in charge. Before BTS can explain that they are, in fact, musicians and that ARMY is definitely not an actual army, the United Planetary Council has recognized them as Earth's official representatives, assigned them government ministries, given ARMY a diplomatic seat, and dragged them into the wonderfully ridiculous business of intergalactic politics.

Stay tuned for a chaotic first-contact adventure involving baffled world governments, alien fan accounts, diplomatic dance-offs, singing crystals, space noodles, unexpected pets, ancient feuds over moons, and the increasingly alarming discovery that each member of BTS might be rather good at representing humanity. The only problem? The harder they try to convince the galaxy that they don't run Earth, the more evidence they provide that perhaps they should.

This is an unofficial work of fiction created for entertainment. The events and characterizations are fictional and are not intended to represent the real lives, views or actions of BTS or its members.