Prada in the Path
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Seraphina Rosier Nurick survived seven years at Hogwarts, a war with Voldemort, and a mutation that left her able to shapeshift into any Pokémon and teleport. Now the eighteen-year-old Slytherin heiress has exactly one plan after graduation: tell her trauma to go fuck itself backwards and get home to Oklahoma.
Waiting for her is her storm-chaser husband, Robert "Rabbit" Nurick, a chaotic crew, tornado season, and her heavily modified pink F-250, Storm Buster.
Nobody understands how a Gucci-wearing, Prada-loving businesswoman who looks like a model became a storm chaser-or how the hell Rabbit managed to marry her.
Sera doesn't care.
She's got designer boots, a Louis Vuitton bag full of storm gear, Pokémon powers, money to burn, and a tornado on the horizon.
Welcome to Oklahoma, sweetheart.
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