Blueprint for Disaster

"A violent sea goddess, and you're giving her beige columns? Jason, honey, she will sink Long Island out of sheer spite."
The Giant War is over, and Jason Grace is drowning. Tasked with building shrines for the minor gods at Camp Half-Blood, his days are consumed by stone dust, tedious architectural measurements, and a crushing weight of Roman guilt. Every design he draws looks identical-stiff, uniform, and entirely uninspired. Enter Drew Tanaka. Armed with a clipboard, sharp lip gloss, and absolutely zero respect for the Son of Jupiter, she's assigned by Chiron to give the shrines some "actual taste." No one expected the camp's rigid Golden Boy and the dramatic Queen Bee to survive an afternoon together-least of all them. But as the marble flies, Jason might finally find someone who sees him as a regular guy instead of a legendary savior, and Drew might find a reason to stop playing the villain. That is, if a certain fiercely protective ex-girlfriend doesn't tear the cabin apart first. Blueprint for Disaster is an experimental, opposites-attract Percy Jackson / Heroes of Olympus fanfiction that flips the script on camp dynamics, breaks the rules of canon, and explores what happens when the perfect hero meets the ultimate drama queen.