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Don't you think it's funny when you are reading a book and you read something that is really laugh worth and then everyone else in the room is staring at you like your some sort of wierdo? well if not that is just to bad...close this book and go read Mr Serios books. If you say yes then keep on reading...
This is just a little book on funny teenage habits and all that funky stuff. As a side note I do not take any credit for these jokes or anythng these are off the internet, websites , books +Peoples.
I hope you enjoy this book and please vote and leave a comment on maybe some suggestions for me to write another book.
So without further or do flick the page and enjoy!
P.S go check out my other book!
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