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Enzo Fernandez X Erling Haaland

"Grown men don't usually like being called 'cute', Haaland. You should learn to watch yourself."

Erling only chuckled, shutting his eyes and leaning his head back against the wall as he basked in a passing breeze.

"Maybe. Maybe not. I don't think you hate it as much as you say."

Enzo shook his head in disbelief, stunted by the audacity the other man had in taunting him.

"What's your problem, hm?

"No problem, Fern. Just getting to know ya."

"Well don't, and it's Fernandez."

"I know, I just wanted to see your nose wrinkle up like that again."

"Are you trying to get hit?" Enzo attempted to sound controlled but his pitch was slowly rising with frustration.

OR:

Enzo Fernandez has just joined manchester city during the height of his recent scandal following the world cup. He's hostile, rude, and downright confrontational.

Or is he?

Erling Haaland doesn't seem to think so. In fact, he finds it rather endearing. Which Enzo thinks is completely infuriating.