Australian Zombie Guide
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So I started reading Zombie Apocalypse Guides and in my part they were pretty stupid. My guess is that they came from America. Sorry Americans but most of your Zombie Guides are basically all common sense and stupidity.
So if you really want to survive a Zombie Apocalypse. YOU need the Australian Guide, believe me.
With the amount of common sense and brains Australians have we would probably survive longer and plus were not connected to the world.
OK so if your from America I am really sorry if this Guide offends you. But for your own safety (if it EVER happens) read and follow my Guide to survive a Zombie Apocalypse
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