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The Shakespeare Wars

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battle between foes friendly shakespearian two

This is two friends with remarkable wit trying to outdo each other prematurely in Shakespearean tone and text.
Warning: We are not professionals and most of what we say is stupid and petty. We find it hilarious. This was not a serious battle. Our skills are amateur. 
To be honest, we took whatever rhymed and put it into an offensive manner.
:D Happy reading.All Rights Reserved

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The Shakespeare Wars
Mon, Feb 11, 2013

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