The Object of the Matter

PRUDENCE MERCER
INANIMATE OBJECT LIAISON

If it's broken, call a repairman.
If it's refusing, call me.

A world where inanimate objects aren't really inanimate. And requesting the services of people who can communicate with them is simply a part of everyday life.

Just as you might call the plumber to fix a leak, you call an inanimate-object liason to ask your girlfiends handbag if she's cheating on you.

No, please, for god's sake dont do that.

We can't fix your relationships for you.

We can, however, figure out why a car won't start, even when all possibility of mechanical failure has been eliminated. Convince your bastard of a printer it can and WILL, in fact, print(or run the risk being unplugged)