There's a tradition in Toby's school. In every dance, camp, and sport's carnival, a boy must kiss him. It just happened to come around when a boy got drunk, kissed him once, then the next day found $50. A name is drawn at random from the 2.5 thousand kids there and they have to do it - straight, gay, bi, ace, whatever. However, Toby's own name was drawn, so this camp they've decided he has to get the attention of and kiss Mr Alkaev, their language teacher. This man is a god, perfect face, smooth, sexy accent and a body that makes everyone stare with jealousy or lust. So how was Toby meant to get him to kiss his own simple self? This school camp is going to be interesting, and Saint Andrew's Private Academy for Musically, Athletically, Visually Talented Boys (better known as Andrew's Academy) language teacher will never forget it.