Why I don't have a girlfriend (teaser)

My name is Daniel and I do not for some reason have a girlfriend. It is not that bad. In this book, i back up to when I had my first crush and describe form there about what I have been doing that made me single till this age. It is the most pathetic story you will read , but i can promise you that you will laugh as much as any of my stories. I have made just parts here. The rest will be available online soon for preorder.