Call Center Dyslexia: Operator Error
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Once upon a time I worked in a call center.
Doing collections.
Whoopee.
If you haven't ever wondered, or cared to wonder, what it might look like when a person with dyslexia works in a call center dealing with numbers, melting-pot names, and complicated verbiage...Well you may want to take a peek.. Inside this short book are 23 hilariously-true short stories.
But please, go ahead and enjoy a few laughs at my expense.
All of the 'moment's, 'events', and/or 'accounts' in this short blurb book are factual and actually came out of the author's said mouth.This book is a work of non-fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's retelling but have been changed to protect the identity of any said and/or mentioned individual. The call center name and any co-workers have been removed to protect the author and/or the business relationship that may or may not still exist. For all security and intensive purposes the call center will be referred to as 'The Call Center'
"People gotta eat. This is how I fed myself for a while." -- Chone' Lopez
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