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Call Center Dyslexia: Operator Error

MGA BUMASA 3,698
Mga Boto 27
Mga Parte 6
Oras 5m

MGA BUMASA 3,698
Mga Boto 27
Mga Parte 6
Oras 5m

Once upon a time I worked in a call center. 

Doing collections. 

Whoopee.

If you haven't ever wondered, or cared to wonder, what it might look like when a person with dyslexia works in a call center dealing with numbers, melting-pot names, and complicated verbiage...Well you may want to take a peek..  Inside this short book are 23 hilariously-true short stories. 

But please, go ahead and enjoy a few laughs at my expense. 





All of the 'moment's, 'events', and/or 'accounts' in this short blurb book are factual and actually came out of the author's said mouth.This book is a work of non-fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's retelling but have been changed to protect the identity of any said and/or mentioned individual. The call center name and any co-workers have been removed to protect the author and/or the business relationship that may or may not still exist. For all security and intensive purposes the call center will be referred to as 'The Call Center'


"People gotta eat. This is how I fed myself for a while." -- Chone' LopezAll Rights Reserved

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Awks. ✓ ni awalkingwaffle

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The Gift Of Love [A Compilation Of Short Romance Stories]||18+|| ni girlyourock

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Bejeweled | Taylor Swift Fanfiction ni ireallylikekiwis

[Instagram] 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬_𝐧𝐲𝐜 Hey @taylorswift , looking gorgeous in our design! What are you doing this weekend? I think you're going to love our upcoming fall collection! 𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭 I guess I'm checking out your fall collection this weekend! [liked by @paradis_nyc ] --- IN WHICH - Margot really lets Taylor be bejeweled. OR Margot Paradis is the editor-in-chief of Paradis Magazine and owns a fashion brand with her brother Sebastian, Paradis Design. Her life is what Miranda Priestly's life was probably like in The Devil Wears Prada. When she crosses paths with 12-time-GRAMMY-awards winner Taylor Swift, the media falls into a frenzy over the pair's public relationship. How will Margot react to being shoved into the limelight with Taylor? How will the media take it? --- This story is entirely my work of fiction. All characters and fictional places are from my own imagination except for real celebrities. The timeline is not necessarily a hundred percent accurate to Taylor's for the sake of the story and for it to make sense. I hope you enjoy it!

State of Mind ni knherzner

Book 1 of 3 *Began: Monday, October 15, 2018* *Finished: Friday, November 16, 2018* I sat down at a desk with my laptop open and a cup of tea. From there I just let my imagination go wild. My fingers wove the worlds that my mind told me to. This was the outcome. This was the product of that madness. This is the state of my mind. **NOTE: I own all the characters/stories/photos used in this book. Please do not try to claim any of my work as your own without proper crediting. Also, please note that this book will contain mature content (strong language/violence/sensitive themes/etc.) and is meant for a mature audience. Reader discretion is always advised. Thank you.** **Not edited by a professional.** Updates: Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday unless otherwise specified. Feel free to leave a vote/comment/follow! Now, I hope you enjoy! Thank you so much for reading! © 2018 K.N. Herzner

delicate [1] | TAYLOR SWIFT ni ireallylikekiwis

flashback when you met me your buzzcut and my hair bleached... ---- When English Actress Kaia Browne decides to attend the Met Gala, she never expected to meet international superstar Taylor Swift, let alone becoming her friend when they notice they have more than one thing in common. Now, Kaia realises she's quite fond of the singer and sees in her something the rest of the world could never quite see. She can't seem to let go of Taylor as her life on the other hand begins to spiral in ways she never thought could ever happen. Follow Taylor and Kaia as they try to navigate through the complicated life of fame, friendship, and maybe more...? * Rated R for mature content and language. * cw // mentions of ED This story is entirely my work of fiction. All characters and fictional places are from my own imagination except for the obvious real famous people. The timeline is not necessarily a hundred percent accurate to Taylor's for the sake of the story and for it to make sense. I hope you enjoy it! Frequent updates!

Creativity at its finesse ✔️ ni SonDinDinDin6

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"Diary" of an Autistic ni Not_Tireless_158

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Love, Taylor | TS ni ireallylikekiwis

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(#1) Roommates by Day, Enemies by Night ni magnetichearts02

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| Hazbin Hotel Oneshots | ni SkuttlesTheCat

Hey all! As a disclaimer, this book is poorly written. I can't unpublish it because this has become my legacy, unfortunately, but if you enjoy mediocre unedited writing that has oneshot PLOT HOLES (Looking at you Cherri Bomb chapter) then be my guest. But please, don't harass me for my poor wording in certain chapters. I've become a much better writer since this, and if you're into D:BH I have some more recent stories of mine on my page! Much love, Skuttlesthecat. Disclaimers as to not get sued hopefully: I do not own any characters mentioned in this story other than myself, all rights to characters go to Vivziepop. You own yourself, I own my writing, and you own your ocs.

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*** "Sobs I'm so happy to have a character that's exactly like me." - @TakenUsernameSoz. "This story is so normal that it's unique; a breath of fresh air! Gives us normal girls hope, hi hi!" - @LocalSlayer "This book is seriously my inspiration to not be afraid to show who I am." - @Who_Says_Duh "THAT IS SO ME!!!!! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF VOODOO, MAGICAL BOOK OR SOME SHIT?!?!" - @ThePanther10101. * Let's face it, none of those cliché situations from movies between a guy and a girl ever happen in real life. I'm not going to end up accidentally bumping into my future husband in a café, spilling a latte over him. I'm not going to go up to some random stranger and ask him for directions and he'll become mesmerised by the colour of my eyes and fall in love with me. The window of my bedroom doesn't happen to be situated opposite to that of a 'bad boy neighbour'. I was daydreaming, again. Something I do on a daily basis. Nothing different, right? Well, let's just say I didn't snap out of my little 'trance' until I saw a guy waving frantically at me, smiling. Oh shit, he's hot. He probably thinks I was checking him out. Great, now he's coming over. Kill me. * • Highest rankings: #1 in Modeling - #1 in Awkward - #3 in Humor.

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