Dank Memes and Demon Hunting

Tears begin to form in my eyes and the trick ass bitches begin to stare. I plead with my mum to understand," Mum! I'm 25 years old and have a job as crappy as your shit. For once in my froggy life I want some excitement and not the kind I get from seeing any hot guy!" I can hear mum sob heavily through the phone. Dumb betch why does she do this to me? " Pepe the Dank Meme... no matter how old you are you will always be my tadpole. That is why I can't accept this! You haven't lived your life enough to settle down. You are only 25 and he is only 27!" By now I realize that our relationship is beyond repair and that the only thing I can do now is cut our ties. A tear escapes my right eye and falls down my green cheek and before I hang up I say my final goodbye,"If he is 27. Then I am 27."