The banana code
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Take a journey with a lonely banana, who soon gets outlawed from the U.S. And Canada. This thrilling story will be perfect for any banana lovers. Make sure to keep tissues with you as you read this emotional story. Also we recommend the consumption of bananas and corn while this book is being shoved in to you eye sockets. Note: we are trying to include as many run on sentences that you can fit on a now ruined page. Made in collaboration between @heleman1 and @cheeseisyellow .Also note that we are tring to make the write quality as crappie as possible.
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