Dirty pick up lines/Dirty jokes
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This will be my first book and obviously it will be dirty cause being dirty is fun
Some of these I have thought of with my dirty mind and others come from
http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html
and also
good jokes.com
most of them are for. me though
now this once again is very dirty only read if u can handle it or just enjoy it
Have fun and thanks for reading
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