HARRY POTTER AND THE GLASS OF FLAME

Harry Fernrick Potter was a house plant with incredible magic-based abilities. Harry could summon humans to water and feed him. He could turn the suns energy blast into a sugary essence, and then use it to re-energize his mana source. He could even attract fruit flies with sheer willpower. Harry's life was pretty much perfect... until the invasion. There had recently been an attack on his house. An incredibly powerful fire spirit had inhabited the cold-pizza-storage-device-9000 and was causing the delicious, cold, pepperoni covered piece of cheesy bread to be burned by microwave heat for an unbearable twenty seconds! Harry quickly assessed the situation and found the solution in three seconds. He picked up a jerry can full of gasoline, a spirit's only weakness, and lobbed it at the monster, but, unbelievably, the spirits power was so great that it simply absorbed the enchanted liquid and used it to fuel it's fiery inferno of melted cheese. Harry, dismayed at his failure, watched as the fire consumed the C.P.S.D.9000 and began to char the ceiling. Suddenly, the fridge's melted door fell of it's hinges, releasing a barrage of juice, water, and chocolate milk. The evil demon screeched as the liquid counter