The Mysteries of Life

Paolo:"Let's kill em"
"Hey david"
"You see me"
*he turns around and died*
Paolo:"haha"
*the killer laughs*
*the killer then walks away*
*he then gets runned over*
*but suddenly a kid named elmer also gets runned over but lives but is having multiple seizures*
*the killer meets David in heaven*
"Hey Paolo"
*Paolo the killer say oh shit and shits his heaven pans*
*after elmers several seizures his gf meets him outside his house*
His gf:"Hey bae"
Elmer: Hey
*after staring at each other they walked into his house*
Elmer: "So what do you want to do bae"
His gf: "I don't know"
*elmer tells his girl if you want to fuck and his girl says yes but as she pulls her panties down he sees something long veiny and black and hairy*
*and suddenly fainted*
*Elmer, after feinting gets scared the fuck out because his gf had a longer one them him*
Elmer: "What the fuck"
His gf: "I'm sorry I never told you this before"
*his gf gets closer to him*
*he pushes her bitch ass off of him and says "oh hell nah