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Poofless- Cutest Cactus [Discontinued]

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Reads 1,089
Votes 70
Parts 13
Time 59m

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Robert Latskey- A young man the age on 20. He is gay. His best friend Jerome whom is dating Mitch had him try YouTube. Robert latskey (if I spell it wrong tell me) is part of ThePack. 

Preston Aresment- A lava min at the age of 18. He is bisexual. He lives in a secluded ravine. Being the lava mob he is he has a fine fetish for cactus. A fury creature with fur the same texture as lava. Mitch goes mining one day and meets this fine boy. Preston holds many secrets that no one knows. 

What happens when these two meet. Will they fall in love? Or will it crash and burn to the hands of the lava mob. 

Other pack Ships

[Will be down until further notice. No more updates]

Edit: Republished for my own amusement. Feel free to make fun of this all you want because honestly this was awful.All Rights Reserved

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