The Lone Piper

The Piper knows that he lives in a world of fairy tales however, talking mice and happily ever afters do not interest him one bit. For this reason, he avoids all potential stories that he can. He lives by a simple code: if there is magic don't get involved.
All he wants to do is play his flute but luck, it would seem, is not in his favor when he offends the infamous Rumplestilskin.