Save Me

"What the hell is that?", one of the guys coming in uttered annoyed before he saw me in the corner.
"Good morning. Shall we start?", I smiled and showed them their seats while I got up.
I got five confused and one smiling look. Wait a minute Simon and you're not gonna smile anymore.
I started with showing them the photos and the video directly afterwards.
"This was recorded by me yesterday. Simon had been pretty enthusiastic when I told him my plan to check the security before I start working officially and well... this is what I found.", I told them smiling and ended with the photo I sent Simon. "As you have tried just minutes ago, it isnt hard to open a door that should be locked. It do is positiv if you have used them before, like I did, as you are faster, but its even working if you use them the first time."
"It was that easy?", Simon asked me and I approved.
"If I had been to a show already, I would have faked a backstage pass, cause they are pretty easy to fake with a computer, photoshop, a printer and some foil."
"You've been in our wardrobe?", one of the guys asked me still confused.
"Yes.. While you've been at soundcheck.", I answered.
"And why are you here now?", the curly guy said.
"She's your new bodyguard and tour manager. I might better warn you, dont underestimate her... I did that mistake once...", he laughed.
After a few puzzled gazes I decided to explain to the band.

--English translation. Original by @SunnyKoala--