Sperm Donor Wanted {Twilight Fan Fiction}
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What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
*Very MATURE content! For adults 18+!*
*Author Notes*
This story is intended to make you laugh out loud and giggle until you burst! There is absolutely no sparkly vampires or werewolves in this story. There are, however, sexy cowboys, crazy best friends, off the wall hillbillies, and shotgun wielding Amazons! The chapters are very short and intended to be that way. This story has been previously published as a free Twilight fan fan fiction read on different outlets, and is a work in progress. Enjoy!
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