A/N: Hey guys! This is my first story. It is a satirical fairy tale based on Cinderella. It is not meant to be taken seriously. It has Beatles (the band) puns, makes fun of gender rolls, and has modern day technology that would not be in this time period. Enjoy! Once upon a time there was a beautiful boy named Arthur. The boy was loved by his family, but then tragedy struck. His father died of the flu. His mother fell into a deep depression and soon remarried. Arthur was so attractive that his new stepbrothers soon became jealous. They forced him to become their servant, making him clean and dress in rags. His brothers called him "Cinder" because of his dirty appearance.