The Adventures of Pizza and Jeebus

Today, children, I bring to you a magical and splendid tale that will be pulled directly from the cesspool that is my imagination. The next day, Betty Boop and Gosh trancended to earth, accompanied by Pablo the Pickle Man.

One day, a strange-ass guy made of pizza was eating himself and growing himself back. His name is Pizza Crust. His brother from the streets of Miami named Jeebus was chilling in his ultra low quality condo with a pile of vodka flavored donuts when baby Jeebus beat his ass up for being lazy. "What the hell?" He shouted. He desperately needed food, but he needed money. So, he was thuggin with Pizza and earned $1,000,000. "Let's get out, the heat be comin." He muttered. So they went to 7/11 and someone was robbing the store. They got shot in the feet, and could not eat food because they couldn't walk. Then, Biggie Smalls walked in and said, "Sup ma niggaz" and shot the robber.