Cupid's Bow Breaks

Hey, I'm Cupid. And this is my personal diary, so keep your prying nose out of it. Or I'll have to incinerate you. Well I've just met this girl, and I kinda like her. I know what you're thinking. It's probably easy for me to get this girl, I just have to shoot an arrow at her, right? You are soo wrong. I know you're dying to find out how I managed to get a girl who thinks I'm a baby in diapers. So go on and read my story, I swear I won't incinerate you. Well, maybe.