Jack and Jill ~ The Real Story

When Jackson rents a small house next door to his landlords family, he meets their daughter, Jillian. Even though her face is always smudged and dirty and she never had anything close to brushed hair, Jackson feels a connection to her.
When the power goes out from a storm, Jackson and Jillian go with a bucket to get water for their toilets to work, and on their way back, Jackson falls over the edge of a cliff.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water...
When Jillian drops him, he rolls down the hill, cracking open his head, with Jillian falling after him.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
To add to the awesomness of this story, the narrator is ME! And I speak to Jack and Jill throughout the story, adding a bit lf humor and sarcasm to the story.
With a unique outline, sarcastic characters, and a hilarious narrator, this book is a must read for fantasy nerds.