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Flo's Mating Guide for the Socially Awkward [ on hold ]

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humour romance werewolf

It's that time of year again where werewolves like you and me--okay, me and probably not you--have a party in the woods to look for their mate. And lucky me finding mine in a the form of Sebastian Sumner. Too bad he's less than pleased to be paired off with me as he'd rather have my head off instead of between his legs--okay, bad joke? Sorry, not sorry.

[a/n : sorry, not sorry. this story's been in my mind for a while now ]All Rights Reserved

humour romance werewolf

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01 | Men are like shoes. Be picky.
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