Mission Actually Possible or(Ways to get out of the Friendzone)
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  • Reads 261
  • Votes 12
  • Parts 8
  • Time 1h 17m
Ongoing, First published Jun 12, 2015
*Sexy movie narrator voice*

In a town that doesnt actually exist,comes in three outcasts:

Jack,the typical sassy sarcastic friend who is supposedly the main character.

Isaac,her friendzoned best friend,who got friendzoned years ago by Jack.

Sam,who is not really an outcast but shes important anyways,who is also friendzoned by Isaac. (Crazy shtuff,huh?)

Follow their awesome journey where crushes become  cliche love interest,Friends turn into not so cliche stalkers and basically a whirlwind of whatever this is.
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Between 2004 and 2008 I wrote a series of "Tips for Writers" for Nocturnal Ooze magazine vaguely about what would happen in real life if you did the things they do in movies but mostly about the gross out. I've always loved them and so have taken them out of mothballs for a new audience here on wattpad. They're all here except for #13 which seems to have vanished. I've also left them mostly intact except for a few very dated references that have been updated. I own the rights to the articles and Queen Mum of the Ooze, Kay Patterson has allowed me to keep the name "Gore Monger" (which she owns) provided I write: The Gore Monger appears courtesy of Nocturnal Ooze. If you enjoy these articles, please consider supporting me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/NogginBrain?fan_landing=true