THIS IS A RANSOM NOTE

Kimi Satori and Tanako Murashine. Best friends since kindergarden, lunch buddies, roommates, and partners in crime. Literally. In an attempt to be numero uno badass in their high school, Kimi does a little snooping on the local bully and discovers a scary, creepy secret. Theodore Whats-his-name is a BRONY!! In a moment of pure Kimi-ness, she comes up with the ridiculous idea of kidnapping the poor brute's Pony collection and holding them for ransom. Somehow, she drags in Tanako into the plan, the more calm and meek of the two. They carry out their plans, kidnapping the unsuspecting dolls and sending a ransom note to the grieving bully, the first line of the note being THIS IS A RANSOM NOTE. One thing leads to another, and soon the matter spirals out of control. The disastrous duo find themselves involved in theft, vandalism, attempted murder and finally kidnapping a human being. And all because of rash and childish rivalry.
THIS IS A RANSOM NOTE: a story about a bruising friendship, the search for respect, and basically, competition gone horribly wrong. A story showing us that the sky may not be the limit. But going to jail surely is..