Rants from a freak
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Last published Wed, Jun 15, 2016
I have no life so all I do is read fan fictions and novels, I'm not kidding I've read over a thousand different books on here.
BUT...Some of y'all create the most annoying and stupidest stories ever.
And I'm here to call you out on the dumb shit you write.
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Spirals || Mattheo Riddle
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Hate the Feeling; Mattheo Riddle
"SNOW, SNOW WAIT! Please, you know I love you. You feel it too, you told me!" His eyes had a pleading look to it. His hand grabbed my arm and put it on my heart. "You must feel that!" "That's where you're wrong, I don't feel the fear of it anymore, it's gone, I'm numb to it, and it's because of you and your stupid lies and fucking manipulation!" THIS IS A SLOW BURN! Context(important): Snow potter and Harry Potter are siblings and Harry is one year older. They both have a scar and protection from their mother's love and are both famous and enemies of Voldemort. They were separated at birth to be kept more safe and harder to find from Voldemort's followers. She grew up in the USA and went to a school for witchcraft and wizardry like Hogwarts. She had a dark past there- She started school a year earlier than Harry and others because that's the system there. Snow Potter would visit Hogwarts every single year at the end of the year to get close with her brother and make friends but also to help with conflicts ( she was there to find Sirius Black, Sorcerer's Stone, etc. Btw, she went to school in the US(witchcraft) and it was slightly more advanced there so she knows more than Harry. Warning: Mentions of suicide, ptsd, torture, self harm, etc. I don't own any of the characters here except Snow Potter, Tyler, Loren, and other non canon characters other than Mattheo. This is my first story so go easy on me lmfao Notable Rankings: #1 in chochang #1 in thechosenone Book Started: 09/02/2022 Book Ended: 10/27/2022 HAS NOT BEEN EDITED.Complete
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Blood is falling | Slytherin boys
(MATTHEO IS ENDGAME) You are in the 4th year of witchcraft but are starting your first year at Hogwarts, due to being expelled from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic due to a terrifying secret. You are sorted into Slytherin and befriend the overprotective slytherin boys quickly who you instantly connect with, however there is a certain boy in the group who you do not seem to get along with. But what happens when your secret comes out? when you are put into danger by Tom and Mattheo Riddles father, Voldemort? what will happen next? Some quotes from my book so far: "Be careful of that girl, she's changed. There's a fire burning in her eyes and you can see it" "I'll slit your fucking throat with tears rolling down my cheeks." "It was the way she looked at me, like there was something in me worth looking at" "She's got such a good heart, she really does. It's just been broken, a lot." None of the characters in this story are mine, except for jackson Also I am hoping to make a long story, however believe it or not wattpad is not my only life 🫠 but i will try and write as much as possible. also please feel free to request ideas and give advice (nice advice) I have used some scenes from the actual movies but changed them around a bit to involve you and the boys in the story more. There may also be smut scenes and triggering themes such as suicide, self harm, abuse, eating disorder etc. If you get triggered by these themes or do not like smut I will put a warning. 🔞 for smut scenes and 🚨for triggering scenes. Please do not read until you see the warnings again. I hope you enjoy x Thank youuu ❤️😘![Slytherins Heir [Draco X Reader] - Year Two](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/187389346-256-k592418.jpg)
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"I was reaching for stars that didn't exist, caught up in the fantasies born of willful hope. I threw myself in the path of fate because I wanted to be swept away." ... We do stupid, stupid things in the name of those we love. We dedicate ourselves to false promises and we hope that in the end, it all turns out alright. I was never the kind of person who jumped into things without thinking about the consequences. I never dreamed of what could come from some silly mistakes. Two new students come for their 6th year at Hogwarts. Neither of them particularly want to be there. What havoc could a witch and a dark wizard bring to the year? As they both become frustratingly curious about each other, things fall in place that might never have occurred if they had just never met. ... So I started this book because I was bored, and now it's kind of my life accomplishment weirdly enough. It's not perfect and definitely not what it started out as but this fic has parts of my heart and soul in it and I'm proud of how far it's come. Contains toxic but also lovable Mattheo Riddle and an emotionally relatable mc. !!!Finished updating but still doing some editing!!! *WARNING* Contains violence, sexual content, swearing, mentions of abuse, death and possibly more. *I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, Mattheo Riddle belongs to @yasmineamara, I only own my own characters. Happy reading
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