Surreal

"Let me tell you a story," she began, startling me to some extent.

"Excuse me?" I would have protested normally, but taking into consideration that she was an eye-candy I gave the briefest possible nod, a five degree one.

"Good," she remarked, sensing my lack of enthusiasm and took a deep breath. I wondered how she got enough oxygen through her tiny nostrils.

"It is a true story about this park." she began, her exceedingly bright eyes locked into mine. I wouldn't say I was intrigued but honestly, she seemed like a 'pretty' interesting person.

She wasn't a person after all.