The ABCs of Self Discovery
EchoBourbon
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  • Reads 435
  • Votes 4
  • Parts 10
  • Time 12m
EchoBourbon
Ongoing, First published Feb 15, 2013
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Are you miserably lost and don't know who you are? Then you've failed. Read this and stop being such a failure. Don't worry, I'm sure even with your literacy level, even you can understand this. If you're not offended by the end, I have failed. Then again, I'm certain that a simpleton like you can pick up on the sarcasm dripping from every letter. 
Here's another satire making fun of society today, in reader friendly ABC form.
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