The Book Of Random Stories
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What happens when homophones are taken too literally?
Reasons you shouldn't touch a rusty wall... In a dark alleyway... (Besides the obvious ones)
And what the heck is a fairy gothgenie?
Find out all of this and more...
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Shushgar fuels the brain when writing these stories so expect nothing more than madness!
A Book filled with random stories, what more do you need in life?
Why are you still reading this?
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Without the die part...
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Do what you want.
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READ DA STORY.
Shushgar: another name for the the magical and quite sweet topping for many desserts and mainly just eaten right out of the packet by ENTOMOLOGY. It is harvested by extracting its normal form from the rainbow shushgarcane plant and after being refined is very delicious and addicting.
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