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The Book Of Random Stories

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Reads 1,056
Votes 35
Parts 21
Time 28m

funny humor random shortstories shushgar weird

What happens when homophones are taken too literally?
Reasons you shouldn't touch a rusty wall... In a dark alleyway... (Besides the obvious ones)
And what the heck is a fairy gothgenie?

Find out all of this and more...

BY CLICKING THE STUPID READ BUTTON ALREADY

Shushgar fuels the brain when writing these stories so expect nothing more than madness!

A Book filled with random stories, what more do you need in life?

Why are you still reading this?

CLICK THE ORANGE BUTTON THAT SAYS SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF READ OR DIE... 

Without the die part...

READ THE STORY!

I'm done.

Do what you want.

And maybe read the story.

Why is this description so long?

Oh well.

Bye now.

READ DA STORY.

Shushgar: another name for the the magical and quite sweet topping for many desserts and mainly just eaten right out of the packet by ENTOMOLOGY. It is harvested by extracting its normal form from the rainbow shushgarcane plant and after being refined is very delicious and addicting.All Rights Reserved

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