So they say

Hello!
I know that this probably is one of those books you ignore or see as boring, but this happened in real life. My life. So please do not judge me by this book, I promise, I have changed! Some of you probably think that it is impossible to change that much, but it really isn't. I did it, and I'm still trying! I can't say that I'm totally "fixed" 'cuz that would be a lie, but I am as fixed as I probably can get. And please note that all names has been changed for personal protection!

Best regards, Spinrock

Observe, this is not how I would have started the book, but "Henry" told me that this was the best way...