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Last published Mon, Jun 15, 2015
"Let me tell you... about Homestu-"
No. Stop.
We're done with that shit.
Let's just do this.
We're making this happen.
No pauses. No stops.
No bullshittery.
No more fucking around.
Just us.
You.
Me.
And the Homestucks.
Have fun with this situational ironic shit, motherfucker.
You're fucking welcome.
Also, just saying and to make this clear for every single one of you... Hussie explained it and made it clear that Bro is an abusive, merciless fuck towards Dave. So if any of you try to catch me off for that, y'all can go take your sorry asses to Hussie. Yeah, I don't own Homestuck, obviously. Nor do I own Hussie. But there are some out there who wish that he was theirs and to that, I have one thing to say to you all... What the fuck is wrong with you? But since most Homestucks love Bro being sweet towards Dave, I'll give Bro the role of being chaotic/neutral good.
There you go. Have fun.
Good luck, and may the odds ever be in your favor. (Holy shit, this was long. I am so sorry.)
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