Where's my toilet paper!
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Last published Thu, Jun 23, 2016
Nick is cursed....by the summer fairy. He is cursed to never have toilet paper ever again. The fairy is angry by the way Nick 's farts and poos smell. Her nose is clotted and he may never wipe his buttocks ever again. She gives him a chance only if he kisses a girl on the night of the paradise ball.Will Nick find love or suffer from never wiping his stinking butt ever again?
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