Say Puta
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Last published Fri, Jul 24, 2015
Bitches.
Bitches everywhere.
Them bitches be crazy.
*Disclaimer:
If you're a GIRL, you SHOULDN'T be reading this. This is a HATE BOOK. If, however, you deliberately ignored my warning or you did not even bother reading it, you shouldn't be offended by my articles. Don't send a bazillion comments saying that what I say is bullshit, because my entries are all based on my personal experiences. Don't try standing up to the bitches mentioned here by flooding me with hate while you wave your fist around behind your computer/mobile device.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HATE A HATE BOOK, OR IT'S AUTHOR.
This book is created for males who had the same experiences and could relate.
This is an offering to those good people who couldn't fight back because they are facing WOMEN.
This is my gift to everyone who hates bitches.
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