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Boys, Biscuits and Missing Bras.

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" Open up!" I screamed at  the top of my lungs, banging the door next door like a lunatic, waiting for someone to come out. 

After six fůcking knocks, someone finally opened the door. A tired looking brunette  lady waddled her way out, rubbing her eyes she glanced at me with worry. I almost felt bad. Just almost. 

" Is there a reason why you are banging on my door at this ungodly hour?" she half screamed at my face.  I flinched at the scent of her breath.

" Where's my bra?" I jumped onto her ,causing us to fall flat, doing the most infuriated expression  I could ever muster. She stared at me as if I was mad , screaming bloody murder! 

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Piper Harvey is the new girl, but isn't the new girl who people think should be for so many reasons. With her extremely  high temper and inability  to refrain from cursing like an old sailor, would she be able to handle the scum of the town which are high school students? 

And would she ever find out who the heck keeps stealing her bras?All Rights Reserved

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Finding You

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