"What if..." Scenarios

This is a story filled with things that will never happen to our favorite characters, but would be hilarious if it did.
Generally its just a load of crack on a pile of crack smothered with imagination with reality and logic being ignored in the corner.
Also, this story is T - Rated and although I won't ignore any requests {or at least try not to} I won't be doing Mature scenarios, but If you ignore my description and do it anyways I'll tweak your request a bit and hope you'll be fine with it.
And if you didn't catch that, Yes, I am taking requests.
*Kuroko no basket characters do not belong to me*