Violence is Always the Answer - Areyoueatingtho - Wattpad

Violence is Always the Answer

Areyoueatingtho

Reads 176
Votes 2
Parts 10
Time 1h 18m

Reads 176
Votes 2
Parts 10
Time 1h 18m

Areyoueatingtho

Mature

action drama fiction funny humor romance superhero supernatural wattys2017

A crazy gun toting violent man who has been alive for almost two centuries has lost the meaning of life. Then the daughter he never knew he had tracks him down and helps him find it again. But don't worry this isn't like any other bullshit out there. This is shit for anyone who loves violence comedy murder sex and drugs. I'm serious if you read this shit you'll have the experience of your life. And if you think this isn't worth your time then I will personally slap you with my dick. Now get the reading. (Remastered)All Rights Reserved

action drama fiction funny humor romance superhero supernatural wattys2017

Table of contents

10 parts

Sign up to add Violence is Always the Answer to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Samaya and I by hvysmker

Graphic sex and humor as an old man tries to revive his sexual interests. An old man finds a homeless and jobless young girl at a pizza joint at two am. She accepts an offer to stay at his home until on her feet again. At first, she seems like a nice young lady. He even helps her start a mail-order business. Slowly, though, her true colors come out, that of a violent depraved demonic sadist. As for the old man, he's continually trying to revive his own sex life by simply having her around. No, he never tries to rape her. She turns out to be the rapist with him a willing victim.

Naked Tracy's Adventures in Madnessland by CrazyFlyingCloud

Oh, this is just the best shit ever, guys. You don't even know, like, this girl's just insane. Going around hopped up on more drugs than you can even name, man, and just so fucking violent. Like she's just the coolest fucking person in a world full of fucking awesome shit. And so many wacky adventures! Man, you gotta check this out, man.

MARACLEA••• (Nigel Colbie x reader) by whore4morpheus

raised in a church her entire life, y/n yearned for adventure outside of stupid acts for a simple rush of adrenaline. she wanted to run from cops, steal, drink, party, and have sex. she wanted a life worth living, and that was granted once Nigel came and ruined her and her brother's lives. it was worth it. she wanted to be his, and he wanted her to be his Maraclea. (IK HE IS A PSYCHO MURDERER, BUT OML I LOVE TOM STURRIDGE AND NIGEL IS SO FINE I COULD RANT FOR DAYS!) -ALSO THERE IS LITERALLY 1 SINGULAR STORY ON THIS SEXY MURDER FREAK SMUT WARNING 18+ (IK Y'ALL 14 YR OLDS OUT THERE IDC IF U READ😭) ANGST VIOLENCE GORE ETC

Sweet Murder. Book 1. by Mind_of_The_Odd

I was born with the name Breeze, but I don’t go by that now. I go by Eagle. I started out here at the age six, then my sisters death occurred. I didn’t know who did it, heck no one did. Ten years went by and I officially went to high school. That’s the year my life changed. My mother was drugged to think that she was a lunatic, so she killed her self at will. Then I was left with the only person left in my immediate family. My father. Over the course of the next two moths I would possess the ability of transferring to another dimension, chaining into an eagle and then the long pain full process of gaining my Gryphon. I would learn the truth about everything, and avenged the ones who needed to be avenged. So I vowed to kill the people who deserved to die. Heres how it all started. Here's how I figured out who I really was. Sweet Murder.

Roguelike by ConstellasinAtion

Things used to be so simple, y'know? Just study hard enough and get my major all done so I can graduate, make friends and connections that'll last a life time, and have a stable job to support yourself. But no. All that had to get thrown out the window in like a few days. For some reason, whenever I die, I can come back to life some time before I die. Yeah, it sounds nice and all, but it's a little hard when people think you fought off twenty armed gunmen all by yourself without a single scratch. Next thing you know, you're working for the government as an assassin. Life sure does throws a whole lot of curveballs at you, huh?

Hetalia love affairs (Gay) by allterbuid

[!Trigger warning!] (Violence, sexual violence) Don't own shit except for the shit storyline. If you like Hetalia, bad plot that's all over the place, wildly unnecessary amount of badly written smut and "romance", an incredible amount of bad grammar and you just want to suffer then this is the story for you. Enjoy the shitshow.

homicidal Liu x reader(Currently updating errors) by proxiyLover

(WARNING A LOT OF MISSPELLING AND GRAMMER)) Your father and brother died in a shooting attack. Your mother tried making you happy but it was no use. You got bullied in school but don't really care. You suffer depression. When your mom found out she felt bad. Knowing that her help was nothing. So she killed herself.Police blamed you for her death. when you ran away. You met someone who will change your life. Forever.

A Curse Disguised As A Blessing (An Isekai Story) by Astral_TheZodiac

''I'm tired" Getting isekai is fun they say. Isekai is great they say, bullshit. Everything is all fun and games until you're the one who ended up experiencing what those characters experience. It is fun when on screen, but to experience it first hand? A nightmare. Who cares if you get powers, have the thought of getting isekai overpowered the dangers what the characters you watch behind the screen face everyday? Then again, those who wish to escape reality isn't right in the head. I wouldn't say a few screws loose, some doesn't even have screws to begin with. "If I had anymore screws loose, I could be a hardware store!" Not everything you see is all that because there are deeper parts where some aren't shown. The character you known might not be the one who you really knew of.

Forsaken Hollow: The Cursed Child ( Discontinued) by randome_dude

A curse boy who is frail and weak, a world that rejects his existence, a world that felt his pain, rage, and agony. Losing somebody important, losing the will to live because of the curse that refuses to let him die. Let's see if the supernatural world can handle the boys existence. Handle the boys curse of living as depressing thoughts guides him, to the living hell that he calls life. Warning: there is going to be rape, gore, blood, violence, suicide, depression, bullying, etc A/N: " semi-fast paced " A/n: Reslly slow updates

Days of the Dead Book 3: The King's Ghost by kullman

Kit Wren is on the hunt for King Henry, and Gideon isn't sure what he can do to stop it. Kit has the full power of the tomb behind him, but Gideon can't bring himself to give up on his former villain. Don't miss this thrilling conclusion to the Days of the Dead Trilogy. One more time, good people die, bad people live, everyone is inexplicably gay. Robbery. Haunted tombs. Murder. Revenge. Torture. Chaos. Taxes. Sick burns. Drama. Found families. What's not to love? Yes, you may learn something about history, but that's a risk you're going to have to take. Yes, Henry V is here for now, and yes he's still awesome. Swords are described in loving detail, people are not. Assassins. Time Travel. Magic. What are you waiting for? Trigger/Content Warnings: Some violent imagery that may be unsettling. PTSD like flashbacks occur. Some family trauma. A character experiences unwanted sexual advances. Some profanity.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Samaya and I cover

Naked Tracy's Adventures in Madnessland cover

MARACLEA••• (Nigel Colbie x reader) cover

Sweet Murder. Book 1. cover

Roguelike cover

Hetalia love affairs (Gay) cover

homicidal Liu x reader(Currently updating errors) cover

A Curse Disguised As A Blessing (An Isekai Story) cover

Forsaken Hollow: The Cursed Child ( Discontinued) cover

Days of the Dead Book 3: The King's Ghost cover

Samaya and I

Graphic sex and humor as an old man tries to revive his sexual interests. An old man finds a homeless and jobless young girl at a pizza joint at two am. She accepts an offer to stay at his home until on her feet again. At first, she seems like a nice young lady. He even helps her start a mail-order business. Slowly, though, her true colors come out, that of a violent depraved demonic sadist. As for the old man, he's continually trying to revive his own sex life by simply having her around. No, he never tries to rape her. She turns out to be the rapist with him a willing victim.