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WHY THE HELL AM I PINK?! (*UNDER CONSTRUCTION*)

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Parties 10
Durée 3h 1m

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crackfic crazy ecchi fanfiction funny haruno kakashi kurama kyuubi naruto perverted reborn romance sakura sasuke teamseven uchiha weird

***STORY IS NOW UNDERGOING A RE-WRITE DUE TO THE SURGE IN POPULARITY AND SUDDEN MOTIVATION***


An ordinary lazy, perverted woman who is obsessed with Anime, Manga, and video games dies from an unfortunate event. She is flung into a world full of Ninja, Demons, and sexy people. Unfortunately, she is reborn into a body that doesn't belong to her. Watch as Sarah becomes an unstoppable menace with the help of powerful allies and quells her fears. Will romance blossom for our protagonist? What is this talk about the Kyuubi performing another act that was not in the canon? How many will live and die on Sarah's watch? She can't save everyone, but she can sure as hell try.
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A/N: Slow updates due to work, life, and laziness. 
Sorry, but please enjoy. 
First actual semi-serious fanfiction.
Warning: 18+, crackish, not so funny humor, craziness, weirdness, and some minor character bashing.Tous Droits Réservés

crackfic crazy ecchi fanfiction funny haruno kakashi kurama kyuubi naruto perverted reborn romance sakura sasuke teamseven uchiha weird

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