The Blame Game

Step one: Find the problem
The problem was that I liked to party and drink which I'd taken a vow against when Pastor John had baptised me.
Step two: Find someone to blame
I usually blamed my best friend, Cash who ironically also liked to blame me since we were both corrupt.
Step three: Trace it to the beginning.
The beginning was when Jeremiah had dumped me outside the communion room, just three days after I had told him that I loved him.
Step four: Always blame the ex-boyfriend