The Rarest Pepe

WHITE CIS FEMALE WHITNEY MCWHITE IS AN ANNOYING AF GORL WHO BOTHERS HER ROOMMATE. HER ROOMMATE IS ZAYN MALIK'S GF LMAO. SHE HELLA PRETTY. HER NAME MARY JANE GANJA. HER LAST NAME IS "ETHNIC". EVERYONE LOVES HER EXCEPT FOR WHITNEY BC SHE A LEMON STEALING WHORE TBH. MARY JANE LOVES HER MOTHER CHEESE GANJA BC SHE HELLA CHILL AND MEAT GANJA HER HALF BROTHER TWICE REMOVED BC HE CHILL TOO :). ONE DAY WHEN WHITNEY MCWHITE ANNOYS MARY JANE GANJA, MARY JANE GET HELLA MAD AND TRANSFORMS INTO HER #TRUUU FORM AKA ANGRY PEPE AND PUSHES WHITNEY OUT OF THE WINDOW. DESPITE MARY JANE'S AGGRESSIVE MEME SIDE, SHE IS V CHILL V NICE PERSON. THAT IS. UNTIL CAKE BOSS, POTAT-HO, SOONIA, AND VODKA AUNT SHOW UP ON HER DOORSTEP TELLING HER SHE'S A SECRET SUPERHERO (SHE'S NOT HULK BTW THAT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT/PLAGIARISM) AND TELL HER SHE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED FOR REVEALING HER TRU FORM TO A MERE MORTAL. JARY JANE HAS TO RUN AWAY AND HIDE FROM THE COPS BC SHE'S NOT WHITE SO SHE CAN'T JUST CRY OR JOKE HER WAY OUT THIS SITUATION. SO MARY JANE TAKES ZAYN (BEAUTIFUL BBY <33333) AND ESCAPES.

U KNOW HER NAME

BUT NOT HER STORY