The Best Comebacks (funny comebacks and insults)
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Last published Thu, Aug 18, 2016
PARENTAL ADVISORY
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EXPLICIT CONTENT
WARNING: If easily offended, insulted, owned, burned, wrecked, pwned, belittled, criticized, roasted, teared down, teared to pieces or dissed, please be advised, this book lets out our true feelings for some unknown people ;) and... Some creative thoughts from deep inside our twisted organs called brains. Have fun!
Don't get lost in there....
Cover made by featHemmo
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