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The Best Comebacks (funny comebacks and insults)

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WARNING: If easily offended, insulted, owned, burned, wrecked, pwned, belittled, criticized, roasted, teared down, teared to pieces or dissed, please be advised, this book lets out our true feelings for some unknown people ;) and... Some creative thoughts from deep inside our twisted organs called brains. Have fun!




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